I have always been hugely impressed by the skills and vision of Lancelot Capability Brown, the famous English 18th Century landscape architect. It occurred to me that it would be a great plot for a comedy series if he had a less well known alcoholic distant relative, Totally Incapable Brown, possibly Scottish, who leaves a series of landscaping disasters across this green and pleasant land. Note if you will the natural water feature below by way of example. Of course,…